{"id":190,"date":"2007-03-07T23:48:24","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T22:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/07\/proof-that-fortune-cookies-work\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T23:52:44","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T22:52:44","slug":"proof-that-fortune-cookies-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/07\/proof-that-fortune-cookies-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Proof that fortune cookies work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just over at my parents place with my sisters having take-away chinese when this little gem popped out of my fortune cookie:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You have\u00a0A Strong Appeal To The Opposite Sex<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"Fortune Cookie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/2007-03-07-fortune-cookie.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image189\" height=\"45\" alt=\"Fortune Cookie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/2007-03-07-fortune-cookie.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just over at my parents place with my sisters having take-away chinese when this little gem popped out of my fortune cookie: You have\u00a0A Strong Appeal To The Opposite Sex \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sonicpenguins.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}